Whoever thought up the weird blend of menu, sermon, and keep-fit manual that McDonald’s has now dubbed “Real Life Choices,” he has at least proved one thing. Creepy Ronald is not the only clown working under those famous golden arches. Thanks to this initiative, diners waddling into any branch of the burger chain located in the New York tri-state area can participate in a program designed “to help [them] stay on track with [their] diet regimen and incorporate McDonald’s food without feeling guilty.” However, before going any further in describing this latest insult to the nation’s intelligence, I have one [...]